"Honey, you are emitting a foul odor, you know...down there..."
"I better take a shower and wash my bag"
Nübag is the perfect stocking stuffer or Holiday gift for that "hard to please" person on your shopping list. Give the gift that keeps on spritzing, Nubag male freshening spray. It'll be the best gift you give this Holiday Season.
Each week during football season, we'll announce our nübag "Sack of the Week"
The prestigious honor of having the best sack will be announced each Monday
morning on the official Twitter account of nübag!
Until nübag, there wasn't a single product men could turn to in moments of extreme discomfort. Having a soggy layer of duck butter under your sack can be nerve-racking and cause stress. In an independent of 100 females, "scrotum perspiration" was the number one factor in women who decided against performing oral sex to a man they had sexual relations with for the first time.
You no longer need to be a sexual failure. nübag is your "Go-To" product when you need help staying fresh.
nübag is formulated to provide a cool, refreshing scent upon application to the ball sack. The discreet package fits easily in your pocket for easy, safe storage. Nothing cam be more simple. Spray of nübag on your balls as needed, and let the natural eucalyptus-based formula do it's magic. nübag gets rid of bacteria AND odor! nübag works as anti-perspirant to stop odors before they start.
If you've ever had to "wash your bag" in order to feel more comfortable or to avoid being humiliated when making sexual advances with women, nübag is for you.
Its not as realistic for humans to ingest the amount of eucalyptus necessary to keep their genitalia as fresh and clean as a koala bear. However, there is hope! Nubag male freshening spray is formulated with a high concentration of this extremely potent plantae. By applying two well targeted sprays to the undersack you will be able to keep your balls as clean as a whistle, allowing you to feel fresh, enjoy life, and avoid failure.
We're looking for creative ideas for our next round of Nubag promotional t-shirts. Submit your idea to fresh@nubag.tv and if your design idea is chosen, we'll send you a sack containing $250!
There is no limit to how many times you can win - and as you know, the more risque - the better. Stay fresh and keep the ideas coming!
"I’m in high-pressure business meetings all day. Sometimes the negotiations get intense and I sweat. When I get a break, I use nubag to freshen up so I have the confidence to drive the best results for my company" - Tom, Minneapolis
"Showing properties in the hot Florida sun causes heavy perspiration. When my genitals sweat, it affects my comfort around clients. I can't let that happen, so I never show property without my nübag." - Anish, South Florida
"I travel quite frequently in my line of work. I can't afford to get off a plane and have an uncomfortable feeling "down there." That's why I always pack my nübag." - Kevin, Baltimore